You know what? I don’t know what to write. I started this sentence like five times, and I realized that I am in fact only writing this because I need to take a break from history, and blogging seems like the perfect way to let my brain chill. I’m not sure I’ll actually be able to sleep. Yes, I am exhausted, and I’ve been up since 4 am and working all day, and I even threw in a run, but this school thing is making me lose my mind. What if I have history-induced insomnia? Does that go away? Is rambling an Olympic sport?
Okay. let’s play Mad Libs.
“This One Is Just Right.”
It can be tough to find a good tooth. There are so many places that sell the tooth that finding the right one is killer work. But don’t be discouraged! This guide will help you find the perfect tooth.
The best time to buy a tooth is on a Saturday because this is when stores usually get their shipments from Uzbekistan, and you know your tooth will be fresh.
The tooth should be insane and horrible. Make sure the tooth is solid by tossing it in the air. Roll the tooth around in your hand. If the tooth is perfect, when you shake it gently it will make the same noise that horses do. It’s such a pretty sound.
After you have found the perfect tooth, use special care when taking it home. Ask the store to wrap it in a few layers of lamps. This will prevent it from cleaning. When you get your tooth home, unwrap it slowly or it may sit.
Follow these instructions carefully, and you can shop successfully for the tooth of your dreams!
All righty. Back I go to history. Wish me luck.
It’s the last weekend of March. All over South Africa, people are on holiday. The weather is sunny, the sky is blue. It is not a dark and stormy night. But one brave person [hint: it's me] must battle holiday vibes and procrastination to overcome her arch enemy: WORLD HISTORY. [dun dun DUN]. Will she make it? Can she do it? Stay tuned for the [not] exciting adventure of…africanstardust!!!!
The Game Plan:
Friday: 8 assignments: Readings 35-40, Reading 5, Test 7
Saturday: 10 assignments: All Webwork assignments
Sunday: chill / finish Webworks
Monday: 7 assignments: finish all Geo Skill assignments, do AP Skills 5-7
Tuesday: chill / mall
Wednesday: PACK / do AP exam diagnostic tests
Thursday: clean / leave for USA
On Plane: chill / rot brain by watching movies / write / write / write / write / write
If I live through this, feel free to ask for my autograph.
[yes, I am aware I am being overly dramatic, but this is the verbal vomit I was talking about earlier...besides, have you seen my textbook?]
I am posting…because I’m freaking out. I am totally freaking out. I am completely, absolutely, entirely freaking out. I could continue this – I have three Thesauruses so I’m armed for wordage battle – but I won’t. Suffice it to say that I’m freaking out.
The thing is, I’m tired. I’m exhausted. I’m sick of these classes. And I don’t know if I can do this. In fact, I’m 80% sure I can’t.
Wait, no. Positive thinking. I can do this. I can do this.
Okay, no. I’m diving back in again. I just needed to come up for air.
Greetings from Nonfictionland. This is a slightly frightening place to be. But welcome just the same. This here *pats Charlie* is my blog. No duh. Which I will be writing on my trusty MacBook, Charlie. I don’t know what else to say. Does anyone else think the first blog post is incredibly awkward? It’s like, “hey, completely stranger/close or bored friend who has too much time on their hands, welcome to a site where I will be sharing intimate, slightly boring, and possibly badly written details about my life!” So let’s just get over the niceities, shall we? Hello, complete stranger and/or close and/or bored friend who has too much time on their hands. I give you a warm welcome to this site, where I will be sharing intimate, slightly boring, and possibly badly written details about my life.
I will give you no lies and no fiction (unless, of course, I post some fiction) and I will make no promises about regular posts. However, I do shake you warmly by the hand and thank you for popping in. Please do not by any means take my potential absence as a spit in your face, since I really do appreciate you for reading my arbitrary ranting.
I think this was a rather successful first post, don’t you?